I stopped at the local Minit Stop for a bottle of water and a Diet Coke. I paid for the items and, as I was ready to step away from the register, the lady behind the counter (whose first language was not English) sweetly said:
"You need baggage?"
I wanted to reply, "No, thank you, I have plenty already." But I politely said, "No, thank you," and giggled my way out to the car. I don't know why it struck me punny, but it did. Ha!